scoroscope

Origin:
score + horoscope = scoroscope

Definition:
n. An astrological horoscope focusing on sex (i.e. "scoring").

Exemplum:
Dirk Longball's scoroscope called for a titillating run-in at the gym or grocery store with a 30% chance of blondes. Lots of blondes.

Commentary:
Scoroscope is a formidable term for daily use, especially for the lobotomized humunculi who divine even the most remote value from such astro-illogical tripe. "Scoroscope" is also functional as a comment on the hypersexualization of our American "culture." Today's term is best used to segue into a tirade about the liberal media's prostitution of a once-free nation with the pandemic of European "values." Please use it accordingly.

Credit:
Nate Winter (scoroscope), Sue Duffy (Dirk Longball)